Reading humorous stuff about other people's lives. Not bad, heh.
My 10 Fav
- Today my son learned about how animals mark their territory by peeing. The whole second floor of my house is now my son's territory.
(Kids do not know how to use their intelligence) - Today i went to the cosmestic stall with my 4 years old daughter. She asked what was make-up for and i told her it was to make woman prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing i wear make-up or i will scare daddy off.
(They are so, so honest :D) - Today, i had to try to explain to my son why his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his prize-giving ceremony.
(Stop playing addicting games when you are a dad) - Today, i was potty training my nephew. And when my handphone rang, he took it and dumped it into the potty and proceeded to pee and poop in it. O.0
(Kids do not know how to differentiate a potty and a handphone) - Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my son thought it was funny to shout "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security tackled me onto the ground. I missed the flight and my mother's birthday.
(Kids have a great sense of humor) - Today i received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently he had told the teacher, "My mum works as a drug dealer". Im a pharmacist.
(Kids love to twist the truth) - Today, my daughter learned that if she ripped out a toy out of its package. Mummy had to buy it. She now has three new toys.
(They are clever and manipulative) - Today, i was fined because my daughter pushed the alarm in the lift. You know why? because there was a spider there.
(Kids do not think twice before they do something) - Today when i got in the hotel life. There was a kid there too. and he stays on the third floor and me on the 33rd floor. Before leaving, he decided to press all the buttons after that.
(Kids are itchy handed) - When i woke up and look in the mirror. I see glitter all over my face. My daughter turn to me and said " Daddy i made you like Edward!"
(Sigh. Stupid twilight)
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They brighten up my day =] Its good to have a little brother sometimes.







