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Something that brightens up a rainy day

Tuesday, February 9 by aili

Reading humorous stuff about other people's lives. Not bad, heh.


My 10 Fav

  1. Today my son learned about how animals mark their territory by peeing. The whole second floor of my house is now my son's territory.
    (Kids do not know how to use their intelligence)

  2. Today i went to the cosmestic stall with my 4 years old daughter. She asked what was make-up for and i told her it was to make woman prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing i wear make-up or i will scare daddy off.
    (They are so, so honest :D)

  3. Today, i had to try to explain to my son why his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his prize-giving ceremony.
    (Stop playing addicting games when you are a dad)

  4. Today, i was potty training my nephew. And when my handphone rang, he took it and dumped it into the potty and proceeded to pee and poop in it. O.0
    (Kids do not know how to differentiate a potty and a handphone)

  5. Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my son thought it was funny to shout "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security tackled me onto the ground. I missed the flight and my mother's birthday.
    (Kids have a great sense of humor)

  6. Today i received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently he had told the teacher, "My mum works as a drug dealer". Im a pharmacist.
    (Kids love to twist the truth)

  7. Today, my daughter learned that if she ripped out a toy out of its package. Mummy had to buy it. She now has three new toys.
    (They are clever and manipulative)

  8. Today, i was fined because my daughter pushed the alarm in the lift. You know why? because there was a spider there.
    (Kids do not think twice before they do something)

  9. Today when i got in the hotel life. There was a kid there too. and he stays on the third floor and me on the 33rd floor. Before leaving, he decided to press all the buttons after that.
    (Kids are itchy handed)

  10. When i woke up and look in the mirror. I see glitter all over my face. My daughter turn to me and said " Daddy i made you like Edward!"
    (Sigh. Stupid twilight)



Source:fmylife.com:)

They brighten up my day =] Its good to have a little brother sometimes.

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Senyum sahaja laa

by aili

My dad accused me of well... not using proper english on the blog. But the thing is, i like using manglish ( haha cool right? )


P.s To people who dont know, manglish is malaysian english.
Its the kind of cacat-ed english mix with malaysian slangs.

For example:
1) laaaa, naaa, maaa, and all the other aaaaaa's.
2) Proper English: Please make yourself right at home
Manglish: Dont be shy la!

So he threaten to banned me from blogging! Oh, the horror!

Anyway, just saw one of my friend's post about counting down to the chinese new year. I really dread chinese new year. Like my last before chinese new year post, it stresses about how stressed im when the stressing holiday come. Of course there will be the pros like no school, angpao, good food and all that. But one thing i really dislike about CNY is that the gathering with relatives. And its not only one time, its about... seven times or eight?
T.T

Its so saddening. Every time i ask my friend. They are all so happy because they can get to see their relatives and their cousins etc etc. But im the only one out that doesn't want to go meet my relatives.

Maybe these are the factors that caused this dislike
  1. Im partly antisocial.
  2. They gossip ALOT. and i really hate it. because they gossip about me too.
  3. I cant remember what to call them. I dont even know their names or how they look like.
I just remembered my teacher says Hate starts from Fear.
But the good thing is. Exams are so near! heehee. Which means dont need to go and visit them cause must study! I have never felt so happy in my life about studying!
Another thing, valentines is around the corner =]
I remembered when there was school on the last valentine, i walked to atria to buy roses and those cute valentine stuff to give to friends and one to Pn M. lol but it probably wilted already.
Wonder whether they still got keep or not.

So far, i have three valentines already xD so im gonna give them stuff again, because well apparently im the guy. Sigh.
But thinking of if i want to give presents again, im going to be po kai for CNY.
because i used RM 60 on 10 people. So if i have 30 people now.... it means like RM 180? O.0
And well im not a rich person unlike someone..... :/

Yu xian! grr Im not a yo yo.
Do you know how a yo yo looks like?



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I think i should start a science lab label

Monday, February 8 by aili



Hello again! This is what happened today. All in all, even though i felt tired and dead and bored.
School can be quite enjoyable. =]


Science Lab Story :

Presenting characters:
Lim Banana (be thankful i didnt put ur real name here)
&
I
&
Paper Abuser


Presenting page CAMP^P Book Msn




Moves chair one inch away.
Banana moves chair one inch closer.

Paper Abuser: You all want to gao is it?

TT


The following pages will be slightly disturbing and Underage people should not proceed. And also close minded people. Thanks :)



After reading this, do not judge. Thanks.


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Atria

Saturday, February 6 by aili

Limited pictures in facebook kay?


Umm... Well lets see.


We started the whole boring school day by coming to school and then because well there was nobody sitting in front. We changed our places to be together again!

And then,

Im not sure what we did.

lol.

I think we played mafia again.

OOOOOooh! and we did the ict board.
hahha



Okay, then atria.
Hui yi's dad fetched us there.
Umm we went to eat at KFC.

Well, before that we went toilet (they to do their business, and i to change)
SQ (thanks banana) took care of our bags.

haha i had some trouble changing.

KFC moments. (wont say it) but i hope you girls remember :) haha its very "supportive"

Lots of stupid pictures times. Some i didnt post up. because... ahem ahem




Yeap. Updated. Not detailed version

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Recent "Fab" Babies

by aili



Happy birthday Lim Yu Xian :D


Haha I feel like putting the thing here so i think i will put it here. but i dont think it can work. xD




Next, happy birthday Daphney Teoh! :) I love you. haha





Thirdly, happy birthday Natalie Chong! Thank you for being there with me.

xD through all my tantrums and whatever nonsense. And all the annoying ness i have to put up with =.= Gosh.


Fourthly, happy birthday Ben :) Have a great one. lol

Fifthly, happy birthday Lysandra

Happy birthday Madeleine :P hmm i know you wont ever ever come to my blog xD but i just want to thank you for all my standard one and two primary memories and im glad ur having a fun time now!

Ashie :) Happy Birthday! I HEART you! Thank you for everything.

Gabriel. Heyyy. Happy birthday.


lol i think thats about it. For the future birthdays and the past birthdays.

but im still going to wish again in the future with some kind of picture or whatever. yeah.



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